Friday, April 04, 2008

Characteristics/Properties of a Nice Ass!!!

The Art of Teabagging

False Alarms

 

This is kinda funny.

 

I went to the gas station to get some Pepsi Max. The utility company is doing a bunch of work, laying pipes, etc beside the road.  I'm driving by all the construction on the way back home, go by this big machine in the middle of a sharp curve and *BAM*!

 

It was so loud/hard that it shook my seat. I'm like "WTF was THAT?!? It felt like a g'damn bowling ball hitting me in the back!"

 

I get home, and  you know what? it was a bowling ball hitting me in the back. Mine.. In the back seat.

Vocal Ranges for Singers

· Basses should be able to sing low E to G above middle C.
· Baritones should be able to sing low G to B natural just below the Tenor high C.
· Tenors should be able to sing C (below middle C) to E above high C.
· Altos should be able to sing low C (below middle C) to high C.
· Mezzo-Sopranos should be able to sing G (below middle C) to Eb above high C.
· Sopranos should be able to sing G (below middle C) to F above high C.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Controlling the weather

Sci-fi is finally becoming reality. The chinese are attempting to control the weather for the olympics. Check this out.

Sex

Listening to the "This and That" podcast. so much interesting stuff on there. regarding sex. ... and the numbers may not be right since I'm buzzed.

1) people are having something like 38% less sex than 30 years ago . The reason? obesity. more fat = less blood flow. needless to say, less attraction as well.

2) One in four *teenage* girls have at least one STD.

Capricious Acumen:

He says he's a cop, but he isn't wearing a badge!