It's shortly after 9 am and I've already found the need to use almost all of these phrases:
Most Useful Work Phrases
10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
9. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
8. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
6. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
5. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
4. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
3. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
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